So I was watching the inauguration with some co-workers today, and we found these pictures. Note the size of the Lincoln bible.
Now look at the Vice Presidential swearing-in:
Poor Jill! That thing looks positively Medieval.
Toenail Update: Right big toenail fell off last week. Approx 1/2 inch of toenail had already regrown underneath it so it's not completely disgusting. Left toenail is hanging on for dear life.